Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Owen's Pre-Trial Report




*BREAKING NEWS REPORT*
Recently, it has come to light that the Ginn Family residence has suddenly been over run by dinosaurs! The dinosaurs no longer want to be stored in their box, and are currently found in random places around the house. The resistance is aided by Gabe, who organizes escape attempts for the dinos by dumping them out of their box. I had an interview with Gabe earlier today. He denies any involvement in the resistance, despite reports to the contrary. He maintains his innocence, that is, unless the jury decides to try him as an accomplice! The family dog, Owen, has taken it upon himself to become the local law enforcement, crushing any resistance by savagely biting off the heads, tails, and other various body parts of the rebelling dinosaurs, as seen in the news photo. However, Owen was not given permission to kill the rebelling dinos, he was ordered to bring them in alive. He was taken into custody today, and is currently awaiting his trial, scheduled for later tonight. He declined to comment. The trial will be led by the honorable judge, John Ginn, with the assistant judge, Susan Ginn presiding. For continuing coverage, report to susanginn.blogspot.com, or parkerginn.blogspot.com for the latest in the Ginn Family news.